Friday 2 March 2012

Last Weeks Book Titles.

Roadside Advertising Made Easy by Bill Boards
Bouncing off Walls by Rick O'Shea
Finding your own space by Terry Torial
24 hours from now by Tom Orrow.
A cup full of semen by Jack Potts
The Ex Virgin by Penny Tration
Dribbling at the Mouth by Sally Vates
How to Fade into the Background by Peter Out
A Gift fit for a King by Frank Incence
Feeling Sick by Billy Uss
Indian Tango Moves by Dan Singh
Treating itchy Spots by Callum Mine.
Improve your appearance by Luke Betta.
Decorative Door Surrounds by Archie Trave
Learn the Alphabet by Jayden Kaye
How to fleece a woman by Connor Outofvit
Modes of Transport by Oscar Andtrain
How to reduce staffing Costs by Isaac Emall
How to cut down on Calories by Finlay Spread
The Genius by Noah Lott
Popular Seaside resorts by Leon Sea
How to Mark your Cattle painlessly by Brandon Swift
How to Span a River by Bailey Bridge
How to get Noticed by Luca Titt
Just the Two of Us by Ewan Mee
Looking After baby by Mollie Coddle
Dirty Knickers by Esther ****ten. (This was a real person)
How to improve Breast Posture by Eva Mupp
Labiaplasty by Anita Flap
caught in the Act by Yvonne Urnikas.
Gender Separation by Ian Shee
Too Many Repeats by Ella Nuther
How To Reduce the Jail Population by Frida Prisoner
keeping flies off your rubbish by Lydia Dustbin
How to stop a Ship Sinking by Mandy Pumps
Cross Dressing by Nancy Boyes
The art of Book reading by Paige Turner
Do it Yourself by Ahmed Thiss.
What Can you Buy for Just Over a Penny by Arthur Sixpence
Plain Speaking in Church by Benny Diction.
The Joys of masturbation by Gloria Swank.
Can You Tell what it is Yet by Drew Badly.
Sewage Disposal made easy by Dwayne Pipe.
No to Boycotts by Geoffrey Area
Gym Wear by Leo Tard
Exam Results by Marcus Fairley
Going over the Top by Austin Taycious.
Crease Free Outdoor Wear by Angus McCoatup
Perfect Chips by Crispin Side
How to make a Grave by Doug Aditch
Keeping Allergy Free by Dustin Daley
Crash Helmets by Edgar Ding
On the Toss of a Coin by Edwin Tailslose
Keep your car Safe by Garry Jdoor
How to Turn the Tables as a Matador by Igor Bulls
100 Uses for Puss by lancelot o'Boyles.
How to Stay Alert by Luke Sharpe
Coping with the Menopause by Mahmood Changes
No V.P.L. by Nicholas Bottom
How to Keep the rain Out by Rufus Ahome
The Perfect Cake by Xavier Aslice

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